Tuesday, November 24, 2009

Pharmacist and Wong Kok

so mpa1 camp is over. what's next on the agenda?



IPOH!!!!!! woohooo~~!!!!!


lurve holidays so much. lalala~~


so anyway, today i was reading my Empress Orchid and then mom suddenly stood right in front of me with the freshly laundered clothes, and said smth reli flattering:


"ehh, i've come to a conclusion where pharmacists are mainly pretty girls."


*put my book down, and beamed at her*


"juz now i went for body check up and then the pharmacists at the counter reli very leng lor. got 1 gal, she looks a bit like u. with big eyes, her bob hair like urs, but she pinned her fringe up..(quickly pushed mine to the back and flashed my smile) yaya exactly laidat. and her other fren has long hair which is tied up."


"en lo.. here already got 1 example liao ma. but too bad lengzai obviously don't go for such career."


"yaya.... i guess they have to face the public, so they gotta look good."


i think i could yodel with those statements whakakaaaaaa.



and i SWEAR to god's name that i'll NEVER EVER enter WONG KOK CHAR CHAN TENG ANYMORE!.....!!!!


1st, we were served by a waitress who has no proper manners at all. she came around, looking hasty. and then mom asked her smth about sausage. she looked blur, asked loudly in mandarin:

"sausage? shen me sausage!?"

mom looked at us, asked us what sausage is in mandarin. no response. sis thinking hard, me obviously din have enough mandarin skills to tell what sausage meant.

the waitress started to get impatient and then looked at me:

"shen me sausage? what is ur mommy talking about?"

erm, are u supposed to ask a customer laidat? there is no respect at all. what if we are not asians and some caucasians walk in and mention sausage to u, are u gonna ask the other caucasian to tell u? i dont even wanna look at her, coz, omg for manner's sake, she has bad breath!!! i cannot stand bad breath!! she was standing, i was sitting, and her foul odor can even reach my pityful nostrils.!!

finally, when she got what we meant, we gave her the number for the food.

mom: ok, i want 416.

waitress: alright 417.(notice this: it is 7, not 6)

mom: har? er, i want 416. this 1. *point to illustration*

waitress: ya la 416 la!! i said 416 juz now!

mom: aiya... i old dy ma...

later, we told mom that all of us heard that waitress said 417. walao!! she was the one who made mistake, den still wanna argue. anyway, so what even if she's right? she should not say things like "well i told u so!" and made as if the customer should apologize for their mistakes.


horrible waitress. wait till u see the thing they called as food.(see the word "thing" i used means i dun know what they actually served.)

It is something called "banana pancake."

so i thought it is gonna be like roti pisang or those delicious pancakes i had in cameron highlands whenever i went there. and it is highly recommended by the i-dunno-what-sausage-is-and-what-ur-mother-is-talking-about waitress.

and it turned up at my table looking like this:



this is how it looked like after i stirred and flipped and dug around for some corners i felt was edible. looking at the portion of it, means i din see any. it had sooo much of cheese in it (and not like those cheese u find on pizzas, it is flowing like mushroom soup. ewwwwweeeeewwww!!!!), loads of onions which i friggingly hate alot(is that y the waitress loves it? and the reason she has bad breath?), and NO sign of bananas at all. i saw a teeny weeny bit of the banana, tasted it and ended up gulping lotza water coz all i could taste is the yucky cheese and the yuckier onions. mom was away at the time that thing arrived to dapao our fave milo toast. she called:

"hey, ur pancake arrived liao ah?"

"ya. and i cannot bear eating it. it is beyond horrible." probably if u give it to a starving beggar also he might just sniffed it and threw it away.

and so, i abandoned the whole crap. with a notice:

"NO GOOD!! HORRIBLE!! DON'T LET ME SEE THIS AGAIN. PS: YOUR WAITRESS IS NOT SO FRIENDLY AND DOESNT KNOW WHAT SAUSAGE IS. =( "

after we left, we saw the lousy waitress looking at the notice and then her other colleagues also came around. ya, ofcoz she needs them to help her read. coz if she doesnt understand simple english, she definitely doesnt know how to read simple English too. we're not mean. merely pitied other customers and wanted them to improve. lolzzzzz....

9 comments:

Nikel Khor said...

foreign worker i thk...last time me oso face such problem..can understand wat i had said..mayb me my tough got problem la..wakaka..

S.U.Y.U.E.N I.S. M.E. said...

whakaka. she is a local la i think. from the pattern she is speaking XD

JessieLinHuiLi said...

have you all set a definite date to ipoh?? jiajen asked me yesterday to join. plan wisely before going yar...bajet is ipoh can be very cheap if got proper planning. we got sue at there.

-william- said...

wow i like the part where u left the note xD

S.U.Y.U.E.N I.S. M.E. said...

huili: err i cant go la.. coz the date that they set is 8-10, and i'm going to langkawi with my family that time. u going? yup, sue's gonna be tourguide i think

william: lolx, actually that 1 was left by my mom. XD

JessieLinHuiLi said...

i will see my schedule first and try to discuss with all the people. you are not going arr...hmmm... too bad then... rmb my langkawi fererro roche yeh~hahaha...happy holidays

S.U.Y.U.E.N I.S. M.E. said...

lolx..... no prob.. kaka happy hols to u too gal=)

Splendid Moments Appreciator said...

wow..u become so cool nowadays.. haha..

S.U.Y.U.E.N I.S. M.E. said...

cool??? wat do u mean by that carene lol =)