guess what, i dreamt that i failed all my papers except English.
aaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrgggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
scared!!!!!
scared!!!!!
scared!!!!!
and i cant go to ipoh with buddies dy, coz it clashed with land of eagles.
alamak.........
Sunday, November 29, 2009
Tuesday, November 24, 2009
Pharmacist and Wong Kok
so mpa1 camp is over. what's next on the agenda?
1st, we were served by a waitress who has no proper manners at all. she came around, looking hasty. and then mom asked her smth about sausage. she looked blur, asked loudly in mandarin:
"sausage? shen me sausage!?"
mom looked at us, asked us what sausage is in mandarin. no response. sis thinking hard, me obviously din have enough mandarin skills to tell what sausage meant.
the waitress started to get impatient and then looked at me:
"shen me sausage? what is ur mommy talking about?"
erm, are u supposed to ask a customer laidat? there is no respect at all. what if we are not asians and some caucasians walk in and mention sausage to u, are u gonna ask the other caucasian to tell u? i dont even wanna look at her, coz, omg for manner's sake, she has bad breath!!! i cannot stand bad breath!! she was standing, i was sitting, and her foul odor can even reach my pityful nostrils.!!
finally, when she got what we meant, we gave her the number for the food.
mom: ok, i want 416.
waitress: alright 417.(notice this: it is 7, not 6)
mom: har? er, i want 416. this 1. *point to illustration*
waitress: ya la 416 la!! i said 416 juz now!
mom: aiya... i old dy ma...
later, we told mom that all of us heard that waitress said 417. walao!! she was the one who made mistake, den still wanna argue. anyway, so what even if she's right? she should not say things like "well i told u so!" and made as if the customer should apologize for their mistakes.
horrible waitress. wait till u see the thing they called as food.(see the word "thing" i used means i dun know what they actually served.)
It is something called "banana pancake."
so i thought it is gonna be like roti pisang or those delicious pancakes i had in cameron highlands whenever i went there. and it is highly recommended by the i-dunno-what-sausage-is-and-what-ur-mother-is-talking-about waitress.
and it turned up at my table looking like this:
IPOH!!!!!! woohooo~~!!!!!
lurve holidays so much. lalala~~
so anyway, today i was reading my Empress Orchid and then mom suddenly stood right in front of me with the freshly laundered clothes, and said smth reli flattering:
"ehh, i've come to a conclusion where pharmacists are mainly pretty girls."
*put my book down, and beamed at her*
"juz now i went for body check up and then the pharmacists at the counter reli very leng lor. got 1 gal, she looks a bit like u. with big eyes, her bob hair like urs, but she pinned her fringe up..(quickly pushed mine to the back and flashed my smile) yaya exactly laidat. and her other fren has long hair which is tied up."
"en lo.. here already got 1 example liao ma. but too bad lengzai obviously don't go for such career."
"yaya.... i guess they have to face the public, so they gotta look good."
i think i could yodel with those statements whakakaaaaaa.
and i SWEAR to god's name that i'll NEVER EVER enter WONG KOK CHAR CHAN TENG ANYMORE!.....!!!!
1st, we were served by a waitress who has no proper manners at all. she came around, looking hasty. and then mom asked her smth about sausage. she looked blur, asked loudly in mandarin:
"sausage? shen me sausage!?"
mom looked at us, asked us what sausage is in mandarin. no response. sis thinking hard, me obviously din have enough mandarin skills to tell what sausage meant.
the waitress started to get impatient and then looked at me:
"shen me sausage? what is ur mommy talking about?"
erm, are u supposed to ask a customer laidat? there is no respect at all. what if we are not asians and some caucasians walk in and mention sausage to u, are u gonna ask the other caucasian to tell u? i dont even wanna look at her, coz, omg for manner's sake, she has bad breath!!! i cannot stand bad breath!! she was standing, i was sitting, and her foul odor can even reach my pityful nostrils.!!
finally, when she got what we meant, we gave her the number for the food.
mom: ok, i want 416.
waitress: alright 417.(notice this: it is 7, not 6)
mom: har? er, i want 416. this 1. *point to illustration*
waitress: ya la 416 la!! i said 416 juz now!
mom: aiya... i old dy ma...
later, we told mom that all of us heard that waitress said 417. walao!! she was the one who made mistake, den still wanna argue. anyway, so what even if she's right? she should not say things like "well i told u so!" and made as if the customer should apologize for their mistakes.
horrible waitress. wait till u see the thing they called as food.(see the word "thing" i used means i dun know what they actually served.)
It is something called "banana pancake."
so i thought it is gonna be like roti pisang or those delicious pancakes i had in cameron highlands whenever i went there. and it is highly recommended by the i-dunno-what-sausage-is-and-what-ur-mother-is-talking-about waitress.
and it turned up at my table looking like this:
this is how it looked like after i stirred and flipped and dug around for some corners i felt was edible. looking at the portion of it, means i din see any. it had sooo much of cheese in it (and not like those cheese u find on pizzas, it is flowing like mushroom soup. ewwwwweeeeewwww!!!!), loads of onions which i friggingly hate alot(is that y the waitress loves it? and the reason she has bad breath?), and NO sign of bananas at all. i saw a teeny weeny bit of the banana, tasted it and ended up gulping lotza water coz all i could taste is the yucky cheese and the yuckier onions. mom was away at the time that thing arrived to dapao our fave milo toast. she called:
"hey, ur pancake arrived liao ah?"
"ya. and i cannot bear eating it. it is beyond horrible." probably if u give it to a starving beggar also he might just sniffed it and threw it away.
and so, i abandoned the whole crap. with a notice:
"NO GOOD!! HORRIBLE!! DON'T LET ME SEE THIS AGAIN. PS: YOUR WAITRESS IS NOT SO FRIENDLY AND DOESNT KNOW WHAT SAUSAGE IS. =( "
after we left, we saw the lousy waitress looking at the notice and then her other colleagues also came around. ya, ofcoz she needs them to help her read. coz if she doesnt understand simple english, she definitely doesnt know how to read simple English too. we're not mean. merely pitied other customers and wanted them to improve. lolzzzzz....
Friday, November 20, 2009
PEA IS NOT ONLY A FOOD, IT IS ALSO A BRAIN
U know how some ppl are born with pea-sized brain?
i dun care if this post hurt anyone's feelings or make the whole world hates me, coz i'm reli very unhappy with these pea brain ppl.
being a PP is reli not ez, esp if u ended up selecting an AJK who can give u the worst nightmares. what about getting someone who confidently presented himself during the interview, accepted ur offer fast enaf the moment u told him he's selected, and then u never hear from him anymore? i've sent numerous msg, wasting my time and money, telling him about meetings and camps and dedications and stuff, and not once he replied me. i have to personally find him and chase him around for smth all the time. hey, come on who's pp and who's ajk?? so we have this camp on saturday, and i told him long time ago to confirm he's going anot and yet he still din reply. since it's compulsory for everyone, i registered his name as well. during ajk meetings for the camp, i called him like mad and he din pick up my call. i know tat fucking bastard is avoiding my call. even if he din mean to avoid, at least if he's seen my miss call, he could at least msg me back or smth. juz need to tell me his excuses of not attending. and MPA1's dedication been given to him long time ago, he still din manage to sell them. ystdy i called him personally, asking him when is he gonna pass me the dedication money and wat to bring for the camp. u know what that motherfucking bastard told me?
"Camp, what camp? now i'm back home."
"oh ok, there IS a camp tmr. when are u coming back to coll?"
"coll? no i'm not coming back to coll anymore. sem dah habis dah."
WHAT!!!!!!
"so, maksud u, u takde pergi camp la?"
"yah, i tak pergi. saya rasa mau quit la."
"kenapa?"
"sebab banyak project la i tak boleh manage."
"erm, itu bincang kemudian. bye."
he wanna quit when the MPA1 dedication money is still with him and camp is somewhere in the corner and MPA1 has not even started yet? can u believe this???? how dumb can all these ppl be? dumb is not a good word to describe this fella. he's mere a hopeless daft who doesnt have enaf brain cells to keep him as a normal human being. is alot of projects sound convincing? no i dun think so. if u know u have so many projects and u're plain busy, y choose to accept it in the 1st place? wanna show u're reli good and then in the end only ended up like a loser? and y choose to quit MPA1 instead of any other projects? i'm not shallow ok, i have more brain cells than u do. MPA1 is an established college project and u're selected for smth in u, not because of ur kacang sized brain. so now i think if u reli wanna quit, i'll be happy to chuck u off my bureau coz obviously i cannot tolerate ppl with no brains. no more wasting my time and my money. go busy with ur other projects and hopefully the other unlucky PPs who have u in their bureau will survive with such goddamningly lousy AJK like u.
good luck to those who's managing MUHD HAFISZULLAH, he's 1 AJK u'll find happy to work with. oh btw, if u think he's capable to handle whatever work u give him, think twice o. he might do the same to u in the future. dun say i never advise u.
i dun care if this post hurt anyone's feelings or make the whole world hates me, coz i'm reli very unhappy with these pea brain ppl.
being a PP is reli not ez, esp if u ended up selecting an AJK who can give u the worst nightmares. what about getting someone who confidently presented himself during the interview, accepted ur offer fast enaf the moment u told him he's selected, and then u never hear from him anymore? i've sent numerous msg, wasting my time and money, telling him about meetings and camps and dedications and stuff, and not once he replied me. i have to personally find him and chase him around for smth all the time. hey, come on who's pp and who's ajk?? so we have this camp on saturday, and i told him long time ago to confirm he's going anot and yet he still din reply. since it's compulsory for everyone, i registered his name as well. during ajk meetings for the camp, i called him like mad and he din pick up my call. i know tat fucking bastard is avoiding my call. even if he din mean to avoid, at least if he's seen my miss call, he could at least msg me back or smth. juz need to tell me his excuses of not attending. and MPA1's dedication been given to him long time ago, he still din manage to sell them. ystdy i called him personally, asking him when is he gonna pass me the dedication money and wat to bring for the camp. u know what that motherfucking bastard told me?
"Camp, what camp? now i'm back home."
"oh ok, there IS a camp tmr. when are u coming back to coll?"
"coll? no i'm not coming back to coll anymore. sem dah habis dah."
WHAT!!!!!!
"so, maksud u, u takde pergi camp la?"
"yah, i tak pergi. saya rasa mau quit la."
"kenapa?"
"sebab banyak project la i tak boleh manage."
"erm, itu bincang kemudian. bye."
he wanna quit when the MPA1 dedication money is still with him and camp is somewhere in the corner and MPA1 has not even started yet? can u believe this???? how dumb can all these ppl be? dumb is not a good word to describe this fella. he's mere a hopeless daft who doesnt have enaf brain cells to keep him as a normal human being. is alot of projects sound convincing? no i dun think so. if u know u have so many projects and u're plain busy, y choose to accept it in the 1st place? wanna show u're reli good and then in the end only ended up like a loser? and y choose to quit MPA1 instead of any other projects? i'm not shallow ok, i have more brain cells than u do. MPA1 is an established college project and u're selected for smth in u, not because of ur kacang sized brain. so now i think if u reli wanna quit, i'll be happy to chuck u off my bureau coz obviously i cannot tolerate ppl with no brains. no more wasting my time and my money. go busy with ur other projects and hopefully the other unlucky PPs who have u in their bureau will survive with such goddamningly lousy AJK like u.
good luck to those who's managing MUHD HAFISZULLAH, he's 1 AJK u'll find happy to work with. oh btw, if u think he's capable to handle whatever work u give him, think twice o. he might do the same to u in the future. dun say i never advise u.
Wednesday, November 11, 2009
LALALA.....
hoot hoot, suddenly i got the mood (which is soooo rare) for blogging today. left 3 more papers to go, and this actually cheers me up a bit. (yeah, i've been living a life of a deranged zombie for the past few weeks, it's a miracle i still know how to type in english)
so what i'm gonna talk is, anything. if u hate me or this blog or juz couldnt bear to face another boring post of the day, u may juz click the lil X button on the top right of ur computer screen now.
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ok so basically u are interested with my sordid affairs.
u know, (no i dunno) yesterday i was having a 3-hour chat with my BFF about almost everything, from uni life to exams to bitching to iphones and whatever u can think of. then she started to mention about her being..:
vonz: yaya, i ben lai also very cute 1 la but cuteness cant land me with a guy in Armani suit driving a Lamborghini also
me: lolz. Being pretty like me also still cant land myself with a guy who has private jets and holiday homes in Miami la.
vonz: how ar how ar?
me: erm, let's go lelong ourselves whakakaa
vonz: ok. let's try ebay. with statement of goods sold are not refundable
me: huh, laidat ar? later ppl duwan buy lor coz the terms and conditions apply (check: armani suit, lamborghini, private jets and holiday homes) will frighten them only ler.
yeah whatever.
anyway, let's stop talking bout boys.
there's this book i'm currently reading it is called 'Empress Orchid'. hold on while i google for the picture of it.
aha, what stress for exam, still got time read storybooks. nah i've only juz started it today. so basically, it's about this gal from the poorest province of china competed her way thru to bcum concubine bla bla bla seduce and have sex with the emperor and finally bear him a son. and with lots of power-hungry concubines trying to plot murders to make sure they get to the throne, leading to the downfall of some sort of dynasty.
yeah, it sounds so much like all those TVB hongkong drama like "War and Beauty". but this is a book ok. language used to describe a story is always much more beautiful. only a few pages of reading, and i've already love it! Anchee Min is reli good in her usage of sentences to picture a scene. i always appreciate those lil details of a writer's imagination. there was this part she described a character who dressed up magnificently but din seem to love taking baths. and she was infested with lice, scratching her armpits raw and crushing those creatures with her teeth.
ewwww..... lol.
and only den i knew an Emperor has about 3000 concubines fretting around the Forbidden City. some din even get to mate with him. urgh. rich guys are so limited during that times, i assume. that's y the gals were dying to get in there. coz even if they're ignored completely, they still get annual taels.
and i bet u know this, eunuch is always a castrated boy coz the emperor wished to be the only sole-seed bearer. lol that sounded so damn funny, but it's the exact words the author used. he din wanna have his sperms being replaced by someone else. sweet.
am gonna continue reading it after finishing my exams. argh!!
PS: leehom's Man in The Mirror is a must-listen!!!!!
PSS: see previous PS, kakaaa
ciaoz!! watching UK gladiators now. i'm soooo in love with Spartan. He's the exact guy i wanna marry. XD if u dunno what that is, u're basically living under the coconut shell.
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