Tips to Get Girls 1

guys, if u're in lurve with a gal and dunno how to confess, u can try singing this song to her (add marks if come with an instrument):

Lonestar-Amazed

i think it's nice and not cheesy=)

Outings vs yakkings

ok me blogging this outta blues and waiting for my "You're Beautiful" to load ( it is a korean drama, mind you, in case u're asking how can this suyuen be so self-obessesed until can watch such narcissistic we-teach-u-the-best-way-to-beautify-yourself-and-guarantee-you'll-be-satisfied-and-introduce-us-to-your-friends-soon video) so yeah, watever. wtf.

*Lady Gaga Poker Face is on and shaking my booty*

met up with my two dear gals last thursday at the curve. goshhh i mishhh them real muchie man. panda's got coloured contact lens now which i so want since last time already(and i hate to wear specs, coz i wanna look prettier and dont wanna keep wiping my specs coz i am extremely lazy. blerrkk)

*oh yeah, pics at my fb. go see urself la i lazy upload*

and ppl said gals cant stop talking. we are a whole bunch of chatterboxes!!!!!! one conversation went something like this.

18SX anyway.

Taufu: u know, in Japan, the parents will strip and have sex in front of their children when they feel the kids are old enough. it's a way to educate them.

Me: oh? so ka? (it means reli? in japanese)

Taufu: en.

me: hick, i cant imagine that.! i mean, parents will go all strict and might ended up saying this after sex demonstration "children, do u understand!?" *kids nod nod, mom dad casually wear clothes back* "or u need mama repeat?" *kids nod and then immediately shake shake head*

ok i even made those actions, blif it or not.

yay, video finish loading. and i promise i will upload my pressies pics soon la~! byeeee

This is what u get when bombarded with holidays and stuck at home 2

ok lemme tell u this i din intend to attract anyone's attention or smth but i realised after bath yesterday, i was wearing all yellow (even that so it was my sis who pointed it out first) and then my psychotic brain went "hey i grab the banana u take my pic, ok?" and then my olympus camera is yellow too! so in the end i had to use my suckish w705 so-called 3.2megapix camera for this:

trust me if u juz finished ur meal or in a foul mood, u dont want to see this. i'm helping u to save ur computer from undigested leftovers and punch damages.


well, if u wish:


yellow shot 1



yellow shot 2



yellow shot 3 and looking all bubbly

and still i am not happy coz my slippers are not yellow, my hair is not yellow and i am attracting your attention now.

hate me or lurve me, juz see this since u've already come to this point:

are u gonna compliment me? u sure need to, i am all pretty and glamorous now, aint i? XD

This is what u get when bombarded with holidays and stuck at home

i was watching project alpha season 2 on youtube (a reality show featuring top malaysian bloggers. i watched it mainly coz i wanna see how cheesie and xiaxue look like without photoshop. i'm not being nasty of wanting to see their real faces ok, they admit alot about it anyway =="" and i wanna look like them, all dolled up and glamorous, coz i suck in photoshop, and that explains my lack of glam in my camwhore picz uhhhuuuuu....~)

and then something like this came up from Taufu:




and me playing along coz i obviously have nothing better to do juz like her. abandon project alpha a lil while.



ok u figure out what that is urself.



and then i decided to try again......


even i myself think i am a complete noob in drawing. but hey this is msn!

Turning tooo-wen-teeeee

and i sincerely hope u know what i meant.


and i happily celebrating that i'm typing in here once again. woohoo!!!!!

be gone 2nd year, welcome 20. all twos cheh. yeah on 2nd may i sorta freaked out like omfg am i actually gonna have a 2 in front of my damned age i dont want i dont want. i still wanna think i AM(in fact i felt i am still, ntg changes, my boobs are still small, my head is still all psycho[BOO!] and i still have short hair) forever 19. who wants 20 when u know u're all sweet and young. oops am i saying 20 is old and cranky?

come to think of it, when i was 12 years old(nostalgia nostalgia) i actually wondered what it'll be like to be 20..................................

so yeah, 20 is juz anthr great journey ahead!!!!! i sounded like a bitter person trying to un-bitter myself din i? XD

anyways being 20(i'm gonna keep repeating this until i get used to it) i made a list of what i think i am and am not:

1. that i am 20(rolls eyes)
2. that i am in love with shopping, reading, lady gaga, travelling, food and holidays
3. that i am so not in love with rapists, bimbos, wars, discrimination, animal abuse, studies, ugly music, acne and you(nah hahaha!)
4. that i am a family sorta gal.
5. that i am single and happy to be one.
6. that i am not a boring person. i consider myself funny and crazy!
7. that i am a great person to be with(+o+)
8. that i am pretty. oh yeah u think i'm lacking of things to write?
9. that i am a ridiculously LAZY blogger. i resumed this after 30 mins of Farm Town(in case u're in LaLa Land, this is a facebook game)
10. that i am not a fan of gore, horror, slasher, thriller, freddy krueger-typed, supernatural, violent movies. i even closed my eyes during a scene in "Ip Man 2" when Sammo Hung got pulped up by Twister and when the editor had his hand stomped by the chief officer. i like stuff like Up. thatz coz i have a fragile heart (boo again!)
11. that i am a good listener. yup, blif it anot, i have a gift not many ppl have. i listen more than i speak. although i can utter nonsense and annoy everyone to the max if i want to.
12. that i am wondering why this list is written. i think i am undefined.

i'm juz gonna stop having this list going on. duwan u guys to look into my thoughts so much (although whatever i've written is pretty trivial XD)

anyway, i spent 3/4 of my 20th burpday preparing and sitting for my last paper. then we were off to celebrate in Sushi Zanmai. me and my group of psychotic pals. pics were up in my facebook. check it up! after that, we went for bowling session, finally ended up watching mid night movie(ice kacang puppy love. not bad lah, considering aniu's 1st time in directing. he is one lucky guy, smooching lee sinjie all over) coz i was retaliating about not having enough fun XD

the next day, we went to sunway pyramid for ice skating(in my case, shopping.) after a while, a fren called up and said he gave up skating so joined the shopping crew instead. next, we hit Red Box and scream our lungs out on every song(yup our voices were enough to make Simon Cowell sent off to hospital for noise toxication). all of us were left hoarse voiced and i reckoned we gotta start using sign languages to communicate soon. after karaoke session, we went for dinner at Dragon-i. got lengzai waiter man!!!!!!! my hawk-like eyes are utilized for this, mind u. whenever he served us, he always did that with a tiny smile. awwww i want to keep ordering more food! or better still, work there. he was way hot, with black uniform and a dragon motive at his back. *drools all over my dumplings"

on 3rd day, JJ, MF, YT and i went to malacca. yup, no sign of slowing down. we were going everywhere after exams! there were no proper plans, we juz simply asked around ppl how to get there and stuff, that's all. malacca was swelteringly hot!!!!!! the moment we stepped there, we never stopped sweating. got a budget hotel near mahkota parade. and then we were off to many historical places, did Titanic pose at the ship(pics at facebook again!), went to Jonker Street for the yummylicious cendol, had the very very nice new production of durian puffs, had nyonya food and then guess what, went for night movie again at mahkota parade (Ip Man 2. only rm6!!!!) the cinema surprised me. although it's not GSC (it was smth called LFS cinema), it is huge, clean and cold! the seats are comfortable, no foul smells or seat bugs like i hinted to my pals. thumbs up!

one thing we all noticed about malacca is, the shops closed very early. esp in Jonker Street. some were not opened at all. mostly closed around 5.30pm-6pm. at night, there were so few cars u can actually sprawled on the road and rolled around happily. life was so slow-paced and peaceful and relaxing there. so much difference compared to the forever hectic and busy KL.

4th day it was time to say bye bye to malacca. got back to KL during the noon, slept and woken up by mom's call "when do u wanna come home?" XD my next door neighbour came in, saw me packing my stuff and said "yo, finally u're willing to go home liao hor." lol, i dun think so i've played enough lerrr....

celebrated mom's day yesterday at Siang Restaurant. it is a Chinese restaurant and they served great food! we had soft shell crabs with chicken floss, the super delicious tomyam squid in claypot with mushrooms, tuna fish in thai sauce, stir-fried chicken with kerabu and the complementary lou-wong-kua soup. no pics available coz ur dear suyuen kept filling her tummy without realising about taking pics to share with u. but it is highly recommended! highest floor at Sogo shopping mall. the mall sucks anyway, juz go for the food ok. mom's birthday is coming soon in anthr 2 more days wtf i haven't got her anything yet. any ideas?

oh i'll post my birthday pressies soon ! wanna get back to my game. tatazzz!!!!